Mews from the battlefront

Where to begin? Things have gotten rather crazy round here over the last week or so - new neighbours - and their humans let them roam free. Most of their roaming has been through the hole in the hedge and straight onto our beloved patch of real estate! Grrrrrr!!! Most disappointed as Dave and the Red Baron seem content to leave all the actual border patrols to yours truly. My beloved Red suggested that as one is female and the other a "mere" kitten, I should have no need of their back up, and promptly went back inside for a snooze, leaving me to hold the fort alone.

MERE KITTEN... more Were-Kitten in my experience, thank Felix the damn thing wears a bell on it's collar to give me some advance warning is all I can say. I have to assume that my glorious leader actually knows what he is purring about here, but I haven't slept a wink since the Intruders arrived... well, I've only managed about 18 hours a day - having to sleep with one eye open. Beginning to feel like cannon fodder, while Red & Dave are behaving like fat cat Generals in the mess drinking port...well, fat cats at least ^..^