Pill evasion masterclass

Ha, having to keep a low profile... have annoyed smug "owner" by deftly evading every twist and turn of her PILL administering attentions. At one point she even bullied my beloved granny (adopted and human, but you know what I mean... she has ample squishy knees that I love to snooze on and usually doesn't get involved in skullduggery) into distracting me so she could nonchalantly prize open my jaws with buttery fingers.

Made short work of each attempt with my prehensile tongue and have slunk up here until the swearing abates. Little bit disappointed in Old Red though, he just meekly licked up his pill with the butter like being drugged was no biggie... I mean WHAT was he thinking? It could be Rohypnol or cat LSD or something... oh, no, I forgot, they already gave us that in the Cat-Nip mouse. If Dave doesn't get his hit of the Nip-Mouse daily it's like an episode of The Wire round here... better go, hear furtive footfall on the stairs... wish me luck ^..^